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Random» OrcDAGRENTHESLAYER (yellow | 63 APM | 1314 actions | 20:47)
Hero icon 4 Blademaster
Ability icon 3 Wind Walk
Ability icon 1 Critical Strike

» actions
Assign group hotkey16
Basic commands5
Build / train48
Enter build submenu12
Enter hero's abilities submenu4
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue1
Right click672
Select / deselect226
Select group hotkey268
Use ability61
1314 total
» units
Peon11
Wind Rider5
Troll Batrider5
21 total
» upgrades
Ranged Weapons2
Spiked Barricades1
Envenomed Spears1
Armor1
Liquid Fire1
6 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Orc Burrow7
Voodoo Lounge1
War Mill1
Stronghold1
Fortress1
Beastiary2
14 total
» build order
01:12 Altar of Storms
01:19 Orc Burrow
02:23 Voodoo Lounge
03:11 War Mill
04:01 Stronghold
04:20 Orc Burrow
04:40 Orc Burrow
06:40 Fortress
06:53 Beastiary
06:56 Beastiary
10:25 Orc Burrow
12:25 Orc Burrow
12:45 Orc Burrow
15:06 Orc Burrow
» items
Healing Salve2
Lesser Clarity Potion2
Scroll of Speed2
Potion of Healing2
Scroll of Town Portal2
Orb of Lightning1
11 total
OrcSmashdeath (pink | 44 APM | 1355 actions | 30:45)
Hero icon 4 Tauren Chieftain
Ability icon 2 Shockwave
Ability icon 2 Endurance Aura
Hero icon 4 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 2 Healing Wave
Ability icon 2 Serpent Ward

» actions
Assign group hotkey31
Basic commands135
Build / train73
ESC pressed6
Enter build submenu20
Enter hero's abilities submenu8
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue2
Right click352
Select / deselect269
Select group hotkey347
Use ability111
1355 total
» units
Peon10
Grunt11
Goblin Shredder1
Troll Witch Doctor1
Demolisher2
Tauren2
Spirit Walker2
Troll Headhunter/Berserker8
Troll Batrider3
40 total
» upgrades
Pillage1
Berserker Strength1
Armor1
Spirit Walker Training2
Reinforced Defenses1
Pulverize1
Berserker Upgrade1
8 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Barracks1
Orc Burrow6
Voodoo Lounge1
Stronghold1
War Mill1
Spirit Lodge1
Fortress1
Tauren Totem1
Beastiary1
Watch Tower3
18 total
» build order
00:13 Altar of Storms
00:22 Barracks
00:29 Orc Burrow
01:36 Orc Burrow
01:50 Voodoo Lounge
03:29 Orc Burrow
04:31 Stronghold
05:17 War Mill
05:21 Orc Burrow
07:53 Spirit Lodge
09:01 Fortress
11:41 Tauren Totem
12:09 Beastiary
12:11 Orc Burrow
13:02 Orc Burrow
14:52 Watch Tower
18:47 Watch Tower
19:53 Watch Tower
» items
Healing Salve3
Lesser Clarity Potion3
Scroll of Town Portal1
Tiny Great Hall1
Orb of Lightning1
9 total
OrcFOOTLANDER (blue | 38 APM | 976 actions | 25:22)
Hero icon 5 Blademaster
Ability icon 2 Wind Walk
Ability icon 3 Critical Strike
Hero icon 3 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 1 Hex
Ability icon 2 Healing Wave

» actions
Basic commands15
Build / train59
ESC pressed1
Enter build submenu20
Enter hero's abilities submenu8
Right click531
Select / deselect261
Use ability81
976 total
» units
Peon9
Raider14
Wind Rider2
Shaman1
26 total
» upgrades
Armor2
Pillage1
Melee Weapons3
Ensnare1
Shaman Training2
Envenomed Spears1
Reinforced Defenses1
Spiked Barricades1
12 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms2
Orc Burrow11
Voodoo Lounge2
Stronghold1
War Mill1
Beastiary2
Fortress1
Spirit Lodge1
21 total
» build order
00:08 Altar of Storms
00:19 Orc Burrow
01:06 Voodoo Lounge
01:15 Orc Burrow
02:27 Stronghold
02:36 War Mill
03:32 Orc Burrow
04:55 Beastiary
04:58 Beastiary
05:43 Orc Burrow
06:58 Orc Burrow
10:33 Fortress
10:36 Spirit Lodge
10:39 Orc Burrow
17:34 Altar of Storms
18:18 Orc Burrow
18:32 Orc Burrow
18:34 Orc Burrow
21:08 Orc Burrow
21:09 Orc Burrow
21:57 Voodoo Lounge
» items
Healing Salve2
Scroll of Speed2
Scroll of Town Portal3
Orb of Lightning1
Potion of Healing1
9 total
UndeadHappyHolidays (orange | 67 APM | 3539 actions | 52:46)
Hero icon 5 Death Knight
Ability icon 3 Death Coil
Ability icon 2 Unholy Aura
Hero icon 5 Lich
Ability icon 3 Frost Nova
Ability icon 2 Frost Armor

» actions
Assign group hotkey65
Basic commands148
Build / train189
ESC pressed12
Enter build submenu61
Enter hero's abilities submenu10
Give item / drop item2
Right click1056
Select / deselect698
Select group hotkey1043
Use ability255
3539 total
» units
Acolyte26
Ghoul2
Crypt Fiend7
Goblin Shredder3
Goblin Zeppelin6
Meatwagon4
Necromancer3
Gargoyle5
Obsidian Statue1
57 total
» upgrades
Creature Attack3
Creature Carapace3
Burrow1
Web1
Unholy Armor3
Necromancer Training2
Exhume Corpses1
Disease Cloud1
Destroyer Form1
Stone Form1
Ghoul Frenzy1
Unholy Strength3
Banshee Training2
Skeletal Longevity1
Skeletal Mastery1
Cannibalize1
Backpack1
27 total
» buildings
Graveyard1
Crypt10
Altar of Darkness1
Ziggurat23
Tomb of Relics1
Nerubian Tower2
Halls of the Dead15
Slaughterhouse2
Necropolis8
Black Citadel13
Temple of the Damned2
Spirit Tower29
Sacrificial Pit1
108 total
» build order
00:11 Graveyard
00:13 Crypt
00:44 Altar of Darkness
01:00 Ziggurat
01:01 Ziggurat
01:27 Tomb of Relics
02:07 Ziggurat
02:39 Nerubian Tower
03:49 Halls of the Dead
03:49 Halls of the Dead
04:49 Ziggurat
08:05 Slaughterhouse
08:43 Necropolis
08:57 Black Citadel
08:57 Black Citadel
08:57 Black Citadel
09:09 Ziggurat
10:54 Slaughterhouse
10:57 Temple of the Damned
10:59 Temple of the Damned
12:04 Crypt
12:06 Crypt
12:08 Crypt
12:19 Spirit Tower
12:32 Ziggurat
13:20 Ziggurat
13:23 Ziggurat
14:11 Spirit Tower
14:12 Spirit Tower
14:16 Spirit Tower
14:16 Spirit Tower
14:40 Spirit Tower
15:04 Ziggurat
15:06 Ziggurat
16:00 Ziggurat
16:03 Spirit Tower
16:04 Spirit Tower
16:08 Spirit Tower
16:08 Spirit Tower
19:20 Spirit Tower
19:20 Spirit Tower
19:20 Spirit Tower
19:24 Sacrificial Pit
23:34 Necropolis
24:28 Necropolis
24:44 Necropolis
24:45 Necropolis
25:24 Ziggurat
25:25 Ziggurat
25:26 Ziggurat
25:48 Ziggurat
25:51 Ziggurat
26:28 Nerubian Tower
26:28 Spirit Tower
26:29 Spirit Tower
26:48 Spirit Tower
35:10 Necropolis
35:11 Ziggurat
35:12 Ziggurat
36:55 Spirit Tower
36:55 Spirit Tower
37:11 Spirit Tower
37:11 Spirit Tower
38:23 Necropolis
39:56 Necropolis
40:18 Ziggurat
40:21 Ziggurat
41:17 Spirit Tower
42:25 Ziggurat
42:27 Ziggurat
43:21 Spirit Tower
43:21 Spirit Tower
44:12 Halls of the Dead
44:12 Halls of the Dead
44:14 Halls of the Dead
44:14 Halls of the Dead
44:16 Halls of the Dead
44:16 Halls of the Dead
46:40 Black Citadel
46:40 Black Citadel
46:41 Black Citadel
46:42 Black Citadel
46:44 Black Citadel
46:44 Black Citadel
46:50 Crypt
46:52 Crypt
46:53 Crypt
46:56 Crypt
46:57 Crypt
46:59 Crypt
47:05 Ziggurat
» items
Rod of Necromancy3
Orb of Corruption2
Scroll of Healing3
Potion of Healing5
Orb of Lightning1
Tiny Great Hall1
Scroll of Town Portal3
18 total
team 2
Random» NightElfSchplat (red | 58 APM | 3087 actions | 52:46)
Hero icon 6 Priestess of the Moon
Ability icon 2 Scout
Ability icon 3 Trueshot Aura
Ability icon 1 Starfall
Hero icon 6 Keeper of the Grove
Ability icon 3 Entangling Roots
Ability icon 2 Force of Nature
Ability icon 1 Tranquility

» actions
Assign group hotkey39
Build / train82
Enter build submenu14
Enter hero's abilities submenu12
Remove unit from queue1
Right click1252
Select / deselect439
Select group hotkey1168
Use ability80
3087 total
» units
Wisp11
Archer23
Druid of the Talon14
Hippogryph2
50 total
» upgrades
Improved Bows1
Well Spring1
Strength of the Moon3
Marksmanship1
Druid of the Talon Training2
Moon Armor3
Mark of the Talon1
12 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well6
Ancient of War2
Ancient of Wonders1
Tree of Ages1
Tree of Eternity1
Ancient of Wind2
Hunter's Hall1
Tree of Life1
16 total
» build order
00:22 Altar of Elders
00:35 Moon Well
00:49 Ancient of War
01:22 Moon Well
02:31 Ancient of Wonders
03:08 Tree of Ages
03:45 Moon Well
05:44 Tree of Eternity
05:52 Ancient of War
06:20 Ancient of Wind
07:22 Hunter's Hall
08:08 Moon Well
09:19 Moon Well
10:22 Ancient of Wind
11:39 Moon Well
22:59 Tree of Life
» items
Scroll of Town Portal1
Potion of Healing1
2 total
HumanBottomFeeder (green | 4 APM | 167 actions | 45:34)

» actions
Build / train13
Enter build submenu2
Right click48
Select / deselect102
Use ability2
167 total
» units
Peasant12
12 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Farm1
2 total
» build order
00:06 Altar of Kings
00:08 Farm
NightElfsc0rcher27 (teal | 49 APM | 2262 actions | 46:22)
Hero icon 8 Priestess of the Moon
Ability icon 3 Searing Arrows
Ability icon 3 Trueshot Aura
Ability icon 1 Starfall
Ability icon 1 Scout

» actions
Assign group hotkey54
Basic commands98
Build / train102
Enter build submenu28
Enter hero's abilities submenu8
Remove unit from queue3
Right click998
Select / deselect361
Select group hotkey547
Use ability63
2262 total
» units
Wisp29
Archer10
Huntress6
Chimaera12
Hippogryph17
74 total
» upgrades
Moon Armor1
Strength of the Wild3
Reinforced Hides3
Strength of the Moon1
Corrosive Breath1
Nature's Blessing1
Well Spring1
11 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well7
Ancient of War1
Tree of Ages1
Hunter's Hall1
Ancient of Wonders1
Ancient of Wind3
Tree of Life5
Tree of Eternity1
Ancient Protector3
Chimaera Roost3
27 total
» build order
00:32 Altar of Elders
00:38 Moon Well
00:46 Ancient of War
01:10 Moon Well
01:28 Moon Well
04:01 Tree of Ages
05:24 Hunter's Hall
05:27 Ancient of Wonders
07:25 Ancient of Wind
07:32 Tree of Life
07:46 Tree of Eternity
07:52 Moon Well
07:56 Moon Well
09:05 Ancient Protector
09:56 Ancient of Wind
11:00 Chimaera Roost
11:03 Chimaera Roost
11:13 Chimaera Roost
11:38 Moon Well
11:40 Moon Well
17:59 Tree of Life
23:12 Tree of Life
24:46 Ancient Protector
25:31 Ancient of Wind
25:42 Tree of Life
32:26 Tree of Life
33:07 Ancient Protector
» items
Moonstone2
Scroll of Town Portal1
3 total
HumanMeanOneMrGrinch (purple | 48 APM | 2581 actions | 53:55)
Hero icon 6 Archmage
Ability icon 3 Summon Water Elemental
Ability icon 2 Brilliance Aura
Ability icon 1 Mass Teleport

» actions
Assign group hotkey70
Basic commands323
Build / train82
Enter build submenu67
Enter hero's abilities submenu6
Give item / drop item3
Remove unit from queue1
Right click837
Select / deselect503
Select group hotkey511
Use ability178
2581 total
» units
Peasant18
Footman4
Goblin Shredder1
Dragonhawk Rider12
Gryphon Rider2
37 total
» upgrades
Lumber Harvesting1
Swords3
Armor3
Magic Sentry1
Animal War Training1
Cloud1
Masonry3
Storm Hammers1
14 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Barracks1
Farm19
Scout Tower29
Arcane Tower1
Arcane Vault2
Keep1
Lumber Mill1
Blacksmith2
Castle1
Gryphon Aviary4
Arcane Sanctum1
Town Hall6
Guard Tower9
78 total
» build order
00:41 Altar of Kings
00:42 Barracks
00:55 Farm
01:06 Farm
01:07 Farm
01:45 Farm
01:48 Scout Tower
02:18 Arcane Tower
03:26 Arcane Vault
04:05 Farm
04:21 Keep
05:21 Lumber Mill
05:38 Scout Tower
05:39 Scout Tower
05:40 Scout Tower
05:43 Blacksmith
05:45 Blacksmith
07:18 Castle
09:07 Gryphon Aviary
09:07 Gryphon Aviary
09:09 Gryphon Aviary
09:11 Gryphon Aviary
10:15 Arcane Sanctum
10:23 Town Hall
10:28 Scout Tower
10:28 Scout Tower
10:29 Scout Tower
10:29 Scout Tower
10:53 Guard Tower
11:35 Farm
11:35 Farm
11:36 Farm
11:36 Farm
11:39 Farm
11:39 Farm
11:40 Farm
12:38 Town Hall
12:45 Scout Tower
12:47 Scout Tower
12:48 Scout Tower
12:56 Scout Tower
13:00 Scout Tower
13:04 Scout Tower
13:08 Scout Tower
13:15 Scout Tower
13:26 Farm
13:26 Farm
13:27 Farm
13:46 Guard Tower
14:12 Guard Tower
16:08 Guard Tower
18:36 Town Hall
18:42 Scout Tower
18:44 Scout Tower
18:56 Scout Tower
18:57 Scout Tower
18:59 Scout Tower
19:33 Guard Tower
20:14 Guard Tower
20:42 Scout Tower
20:45 Scout Tower
20:45 Scout Tower
21:35 Guard Tower
22:45 Guard Tower
22:47 Arcane Vault
26:30 Farm
26:31 Farm
26:32 Farm
26:33 Farm
29:14 Town Hall
29:17 Scout Tower
29:17 Scout Tower
29:18 Scout Tower
29:21 Scout Tower
29:22 Scout Tower
29:58 Guard Tower
36:43 Town Hall
38:16 Town Hall
» items
Scroll of Regeneration3
Scroll of Town Portal2
Potion of Healing4
Anti-magic Potion2
11 total

Chat log

(00:21 / Allies) BottomFeeder: brb gotta get my choco taco out of the car before it melts

(01:59 / Allies) sc0rcher27: units?
(02:56 / Allies) Schplat: help him teal
(02:59 / All) FOOTLANDER: :(
(03:12 / All) sc0rcher27: gett ur fuckin chaco taco already
(03:14 / Allies) sc0rcher27: wtf
(03:18 / Allies) sc0rcher27: afk 5 minutes
(03:23 / Allies) Schplat: if he eats that shit
(03:30 / Allies) Schplat: he's prolly about 350 lbs
(03:36 / Allies) Schplat: it'll take it awhile
(03:40 / Allies) BottomFeeder: wtf
(03:41 / All) sc0rcher27: lmfao
(03:44 / Allies) BottomFeeder: who kill my shitds
(03:46 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: stfu virgin motherfuck
(03:49 / Allies) BottomFeeder: my shits
(03:52 / Allies) sc0rcher27: blue BM killed ur shit
(03:59 / Allies) BottomFeeder: oh
(04:02 / Allies) BottomFeeder: lol
(04:07 / Allies) BottomFeeder: i thought it was tk
(04:12 / Allies) Schplat: 2 orcs and u go stuff ur fat face with ur fat processed shit
(04:46 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: wtf
(04:47 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: retard
(04:58 / Allies) Schplat: thats what happens to fatties
(05:07 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: you're an idiot teal
(05:13 / All) BottomFeeder: um, did i err somehow or something?
(05:14 / Allies) sc0rcher27: not really
(05:19 / Allies) Schplat: they just worry about gettin fatter

(06:20 / Allies) BottomFeeder: uproot that barax

(07:55 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: Retarded yellow
(08:09 / Allies) BottomFeeder: man this is good
(08:16 / Allies) sc0rcher27: lmao
(08:27 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: lol
(08:43 / Allies) Schplat: where are ur militia goin?
(08:48 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: IO was gonna take top island
(08:59 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: Yellow you are bad at this game and should uninstall
(09:14 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: are you from eeuu amigo?
(09:53 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: gold
(10:15 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: answer me little eeuu virgin shit
(10:25 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: Speak English, retard
(10:33 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: im motherfucker.
(10:35 / Allies) BottomFeeder: it was melty and dripped on my shirt so i took my shirt off
(10:44 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: disgraced motherfucker fat fuck
(10:49 / Allies) Schplat: expo that teal
(10:57 / Allies) BottomFeeder: teal has an expo
(11:17 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: lol
(11:20 / Allies) BottomFeeder: teal ur expo will fall next
(11:25 / Allies) sc0rcher27: who needs gold?
(11:32 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: come bitch
(11:39 / All) BottomFeeder: come at me yellow
(11:42 / All) BottomFeeder: bro
(12:10 / Allies) BottomFeeder: ill scout expos with my peon
(12:14 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: when i ask your coments be aware
(12:16 / Allies) sc0rcher27: let it die
(12:16 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: fucking virgin noob
(12:17 / Allies) BottomFeeder: or not
(12:24 / Allies) sc0rcher27: nvm
(12:37 / Allies) BottomFeeder: kill the catapult first red jeez
(12:43 / Allies) sc0rcher27: godam red noob
(12:44 / Allies) BottomFeeder: the cata was doing thje dmg
(13:16 / Allies) BottomFeeder: how u cut those trees purple?
(13:32 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: gold
(13:53 / Allies) sc0rcher27: saved my ass
(13:58 / Allies) BottomFeeder: u killed like 5 raiders
(14:00 / Allies) BottomFeeder: nice
(14:14 / Allies) BottomFeeder: u thinkl they have expos here....
(14:23 / Allies) BottomFeeder: u can reveal at shop
(14:26 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: Let's kill yellow base
(14:38 / Allies) sc0rcher27: intercept blue
(14:43 / Allies) BottomFeeder: blue coming
(14:43 / Allies) Schplat: yea
(14:46 / Allies) BottomFeeder: fuck shit
(15:20 / Allies) BottomFeeder: wirl them
(15:38 / Allies) BottomFeeder: behind u purple
(16:16 / All) BottomFeeder: blue touched my peon
(16:51 / Allies) BottomFeeder: we need those hawks in the fight
(17:08 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: just b up
(17:17 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: b up
(17:28 / Allies) BottomFeeder: run teal wtf
(17:40 / Allies) sc0rcher27: go cook a hamburger
(17:44 / Allies) Schplat: rofl
(17:45 / Allies) BottomFeeder: u guys need expos
(17:47 / Allies) BottomFeeder: fine
(17:49 / Allies) BottomFeeder: brb
(17:57 / Allies) Schplat: fatties dont coo
(17:59 / Allies) Schplat: cook
(18:15 / All) HappyHolidays: Yellow: im posting this cassiano retarded motherfucker
(18:16 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: stupid bnetrayer
(18:18 / Allies) sc0rcher27: gold pelase
(18:23 / All) HappyHolidays: "stupid bnetrayer"
(18:24 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: orange is a dirty mud brazilian
(18:31 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: you are
(18:32 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: poor negro
(18:38 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: ey purple still hurt the rape
(18:41 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: fucking virgin noob haha
(18:54 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: You can't even speak your one and only language
(18:59 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: stupid fat cunt fucku
(19:08 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: Yeah man such rape level 1 bm harass
(19:13 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: that is just annoying and killed 0 peons
(19:18 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: and focused my hero
(19:22 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: and had more air than I had dhakws
(19:26 / Allies) BottomFeeder: back, did i miss anything?
(19:37 / All) HappyHolidays: brb pizza at door, is Friday and takeout night
(19:52 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: blue has mh
(20:00 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: ran his wyverns too
(20:10 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: blue obvious hacker
(20:19 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: its sad see how bnet allow
(20:22 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: trash like orange
(20:28 / Allies) BottomFeeder: why dont u guys expo my old base?
(20:29 / Allies) Schplat: sentry
(20:29 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: stfu you have a hacker
(20:34 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: a stupid human being with stupid smile under his gross glasses
(20:41 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: and hes gigling as a sadistic fuck
(20:46 / All) DAGRENTHESLAYER: while skull fuck you purple LOL
(20:47 / Allies) Schplat: it was a sentry purp
(20:58 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: where?
(21:07 / Allies) Schplat: where i am standing
(21:11 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: there is no sentry
(21:17 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: No dummy
(21:19 / Allies) Schplat: i jsut killed it
(21:20 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: At my expo
(21:21 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: he hit that
(21:27 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: and ran his wyverns when my dhawks were coming
(21:29 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: he has mh
(21:41 / Allies) Schplat: ur dhawks were over the sentry...
(21:44 / Allies) Schplat: just stop
(21:48 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: ah
(22:05 / Allies) BottomFeeder: mines are dead just kille expos wtf
(22:24 / All) HappyHolidays: PIZZA MORE IMPORTANT THAN WC3
(22:27 / All) HappyHolidays: I"M NOT TPING
(22:28 / All) HappyHolidays: I NEED DINNER
(22:53 / Allies) BottomFeeder: that town hall means nothing, no mine there
(23:08 / Allies) BottomFeeder: use cloud and kill expos
(23:09 / All) HappyHolidays: I EATING PIZZA DONT FEEL LIKE MICRO BRO
(23:58 / All) HappyHolidays: PINK IS IN MY BASE JOINING ME FOR PIZZA
(24:00 / All) BottomFeeder: lol
(24:15 / Allies) sc0rcher27: purple
(24:22 / Allies) BottomFeeder: purple all the way up
(24:37 / All) HappyHolidays: TRYING TO EAT PIZZA STOP IT BRO
(25:05 / Allies) BottomFeeder: no starfall teal?>
(25:18 / Allies) BottomFeeder: lol
(25:21 / Allies) BottomFeeder: should have tped
(25:23 / Allies) sc0rcher27: doesnt matter
(25:24 / Allies) sc0rcher27: we win
(26:07 / All) BottomFeeder: i like to think I had something to do with our winning this game

(27:15 / All) sc0rcher27: lmao
(27:19 / All) sc0rcher27: race to get units
(27:23 / All) sc0rcher27: we will win though
(27:25 / All) HappyHolidays: I EATING PIZZA BRO
(27:28 / All) HappyHolidays: IT"S K
(27:36 / All) sc0rcher27: u should hang with Green
(27:48 / All) Schplat: u and green should hang out
(28:08 / All) BottomFeeder: yeah i had to leave at the start to get a choco taco out of my car before it melted
(28:18 / All) BottomFeeder: then i come back and my base in turmoil
(28:22 / All) sc0rcher27: ten minutes later...
(28:32 / All) Schplat: u guys could talk about not being able to see ur dick when u piss
(28:43 / All) BottomFeeder: im not fat bro
(28:44 / All) Schplat: or how small airplane seats are getting these days
(28:56 / All) HappyHolidays: IVE PLAYED WITH YOU TWICE BEFORE GREEN WE ARE BROS WE SHOULD EAT PIZZA TOGETHER
(29:00 / All) BottomFeeder: im sculpt
(29:02 / All) HappyHolidays: I'M NOT EVEN FAT JUST AN ADMIRER OF FINE PIZZAS
(29:20 / All) BottomFeeder: oj isnt sculpt like me but he not fat eithr
(29:35 / All) BottomFeeder: uh oh i sense disturbance in the force
(29:37 / All) HappyHolidays: I AINT FAT I WEIGHT NOTHING I SKINNY MOFO
(29:57 / All) Schplat: both u dumb bitches are fat
(29:59 / Allies) BottomFeeder: strar fall?
(30:04 / All) Schplat: deal with it
(30:16 / Allies) BottomFeeder: dude that starfall not close enough
(30:37 / All) BottomFeeder: purple has mass tp, watch out
(31:02 / All) HappyHolidays: THAT WAS CHEAP YOU SENT HIPPOS WHILE I TAKE A BITE
(31:02 / All) Schplat: bye fatties
(31:10 / All) HappyHolidays: DO YOU EVEN LIFT
(31:16 / All) HappyHolidays: CANT GET FAT FROM EATING PIZZA WHILE PLAYING WC3
(31:20 / All) BottomFeeder: hell yeah i even lift
(31:27 / All) Schplat: Stfu and go stuff ur face fatty!
(31:50 / All) BottomFeeder: oj u really should be more careful
(32:05 / All) HappyHolidays: TRYING TO EAT PIZZA
(32:15 / All) Schplat: yes we know fatty
(32:24 / All) HappyHolidays: THAT DOESNT OFFEND ME IF IM NOT FAT
(32:29 / All) BottomFeeder: purple took teals expo wtf
(32:32 / All) Schplat: whatever fatty
(32:39 / All) HappyHolidays: I TOLD YOU WEVE PLAYED BEFORE GREEN YOU KNOW THE DRILL
(32:41 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: It died anyway
(33:05 / All) BottomFeeder: purple did u build that expo while the fight was happening?
(33:21 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: I fail to see the point you're attempting to make, sir
(33:24 / All) BottomFeeder: unsummon oj
(33:30 / All) HappyHolidays: WHY SON
(33:36 / All) BottomFeeder: for monies
(33:54 / All) HappyHolidays: HERO FOCUSING FAGGOT
(33:59 / All) Schplat: Stfu fatty
(34:00 / All) BottomFeeder: red is playing you like a piano
(34:00 / All) HappyHolidays: CAN YOU LET ME EAT MY PIZZA PLZ
(34:01 / All) BottomFeeder: ok
(34:04 / All) HappyHolidays: WOW RUDE
(34:06 / All) sc0rcher27: lmfao
(34:13 / All) BottomFeeder: sometimes a man has to eat
(34:14 / All) HappyHolidays: TY GREEN
(34:16 / All) HappyHolidays: GOT 2 BITES OFF
(34:16 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: I might go buy some pizzal ol
(34:25 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: You guys got me hungry
(34:26 / All) HappyHolidays: Pineapple pizza is best
(34:29 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: Ick
(34:32 / All) HappyHolidays: I'm legit eating pizza with 30 apm btw
(34:35 / All) BottomFeeder: lol gross, get ancovie
(34:51 / All) HappyHolidays: HALP
(34:56 / All) BottomFeeder: oj has 4 crypts omg lolcakes
(35:31 / All) BottomFeeder: u always starfall too far away
(35:37 / All) BottomFeeder: LOLLOLOL
(35:37 / Allies) sc0rcher27: purple
(35:38 / All) HappyHolidays: OK GOOD BACKUP ARRIVED
(35:43 / Allies) sc0rcher27: why u gotta be like that
(35:59 / All) BottomFeeder: happy holidays and grinch know each other lol
(36:04 / All) HappyHolidays: NO SHIT
(36:12 / Allies) Schplat: ill tell u why
(36:13 / All) BottomFeeder: the names even go together
(36:22 / Allies) Schplat: purple is fat as hell and resents me
(36:30 / Allies) Schplat: for picking on her fatty brothers
(36:38 / Allies) Schplat: poor fatty
(36:43 / Allies) Schplat: i didnt mean to make u mad
(36:45 / All) HappyHolidays: WOW I HAVE NO GOLD WTF THIS NEVER HAPPENS NORMALLY I HAVE >10K
(36:45 / All) BottomFeeder: i always play with these 2 guys
(37:06 / All) BottomFeeder: un summon for gold
(37:15 / Allies) Schplat: howmuch u weigh purp?
(37:17 / All) BottomFeeder: i told u that alreadty
(37:19 / All) HappyHolidays: TOO LAZY TO PICK OUT WHAT BUILDINGS ARE IMPORTANT AND WHICH ARENT
(37:19 / Allies) Schplat: 376?
(37:21 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: like 180
(37:23 / Allies) Schplat: 412?
(37:26 / All) HappyHolidays: IM NOT AP ROGAMER IT ISNT INSTINCT
(37:29 / All) HappyHolidays: I GOT A GOLD MINE ANYWHO
(37:37 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: 6'0 - 6'1'' depends on who measures
(37:39 / Allies) Schplat: im guessing at least 290
(37:39 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: 180~
(37:51 / Allies) Schplat: prolly about 5'3
(37:52 / All) HappyHolidays: I HAVENT MEASURED MY HEIGHT IN ABOUT 7 YEARS TBH
(37:55 / All) HappyHolidays: BUT I FEEL TALL
(37:59 / All) HappyHolidays: I LIVE IN A 50% CHINK TOWN
(38:01 / All) HappyHolidays: THO
(38:20 / Allies) sc0rcher27: they win cuz ur a fuckin faggot purple
(38:29 / Allies) sc0rcher27: good game fag bag
(38:30 / Allies) Schplat: lol
(38:35 / Allies) BottomFeeder: they always do this teal
(38:37 / All) HappyHolidays: DETONATE TAHT WISP PLS
(38:45 / Allies) Schplat: she's just fat as hell
(39:04 / All) HappyHolidays: NO GOLD MINE THERE SOHN
(39:05 / Allies) Schplat: like orca fat
(39:30 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: I'm 180 pounds of muscle, steel and pure sex appeal
(39:53 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: you mirin, bro?
(40:11 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: effective teal
(40:15 / Allies) MeanOneMrGrinch: I only have 9.5k now
(40:19 / All) BottomFeeder: well i can tell u how this will end
(40:24 / All) HappyHolidays: YES YOU CAN
(40:30 / All) BottomFeeder: it will end by oj getting the win
(40:33 / All) BottomFeeder: obviously
(40:42 / All) HappyHolidays: AND AN EATEN PIZZA SLICE AT LAST
(40:44 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: he deserves it
(40:49 / All) BottomFeeder: oj and purple used to do standoffs but they quit that
(40:54 / All) HappyHolidays: WE STILL DO
(40:56 / All) HappyHolidays: JUST BAD LUCK LATELY
(40:59 / All) sc0rcher27: ill be sure to TK u every game Purple
(41:01 / All) HappyHolidays: NO ONE IS ON MY TEAM TO STAY IN ONE
(41:02 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: lol
(41:04 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: you'll never get the chance
(41:06 / All) BottomFeeder: teal they change names all the time
(41:09 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: stats me brotehr
(41:09 / All) HappyHolidays: yeah
(41:22 / All) HappyHolidays: doubt he knows what /stats is
(41:44 / All) BottomFeeder: what happens when u randomly put on same team?
(41:52 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: We win
(41:54 / All) HappyHolidays: We try to do the same thing
(41:55 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: We boss
(41:57 / All) HappyHolidays: but they never stay
(42:01 / All) HappyHolidays: so normally we just roll everyone
(42:08 / All) HappyHolidays: We have a near 100% win rate when we get on the same team
(42:11 / All) sc0rcher27: lmao fuckin faggots
(42:21 / All) HappyHolidays: You are 78-94 now teal
(42:25 / All) sc0rcher27: must be fun suckin each other off
(42:28 / All) sc0rcher27: gg noob
(42:30 / All) HappyHolidays: gg
(42:40 / All) sc0rcher27: pro Dick suckers, grats
(42:46 / All) BottomFeeder: i see wand of illusion
(42:47 / All) sc0rcher27: ima sit home fridays
(42:54 / All) MeanOneMrGrinch: brb watching ultimate fights
(43:03 / All) sc0rcher27: maybe one day, U might get laid
(43:08 / All) sc0rcher27: keep trying bros
(43:13 / All) sc0rcher27: might happen one day
(43:18 / All) HappyHolidays: lol
(43:19 / All) sc0rcher27: its called pussy
(43:27 / All) sc0rcher27: hard to get good at attracting it
(43:28 / All) HappyHolidays: I'm sure you are a ladies' man
(43:33 / All) sc0rcher27: but if u keep at it
(43:34 / All) HappyHolidays: What was the name of the first girl you banged?
(43:42 / All) sc0rcher27: u might learn how to get laid by a women
(43:46 / All) sc0rcher27: till then however
(43:49 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(43:50 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(43:51 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(43:52 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(43:52 / All) sc0rcher27: keep suckin each other off
(43:53 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(43:58 / All) sc0rcher27: so u dont get too horny
(44:01 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:03 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:03 / All) sc0rcher27: rub each others dicks
(44:04 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:06 / All) sc0rcher27: fast and hard
(44:07 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:08 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:13 / All) BottomFeeder: finalle or not????
(44:18 / All) sc0rcher27: it will help you learn the first step
(44:21 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:22 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:23 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:24 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:28 / All) BottomFeeder: finalle or no finalle?????
(44:33 / All) sc0rcher27: and then, When u have jacked each other hard enough
(44:38 / All) sc0rcher27: u will come
(44:43 / All) sc0rcher27: in each others faces
(44:45 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(44:48 / All) sc0rcher27: but with one problem
(44:56 / All) sc0rcher27: ur still to fat and gay to get a women
(44:59 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(45:01 / All) BottomFeeder: FINALLE OR NO????
(45:02 / All) sc0rcher27: so u will go pussy-less
(45:07 / All) HappyHolidays: He did it again
(45:08 / All) sc0rcher27: till the end of your days
(45:08 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(45:10 / All) HappyHolidays: a women
(45:15 / All) sc0rcher27: its a sad story
(45:18 / All) HappyHolidays: Green there will be no standoff because nobody is on my team
(45:22 / All) HappyHolidays: You need 2 sides for a standoff
(45:28 / All) sc0rcher27: but perhaps, if you keep trying hard enough
(45:31 / All) BottomFeeder: fine. gg
(45:34 / All) HappyHolidays: gg
(45:43 / All) sc0rcher27: u can stop fuckin each other off, and get laid by a woman
(45:51 / All) HappyHolidays: Ahhhhhhhhh
(45:53 / All) HappyHolidays: a woman
(45:54 / All) sc0rcher27: till then, keep being the opposite of pro
(45:55 / All) HappyHolidays: Finally you learned
(45:59 / All) HappyHolidays: you fixed your mistake!
(46:11 / All) sc0rcher27: cuz u know, its hard to get a woman when u are so pro at this game
(46:18 / All) sc0rcher27: fat fat uh huh baby
(46:22 / All) HappyHolidays: What was the name of the first girl you banged?
(46:26 / All) HappyHolidays: aww
(46:36 / All) HappyHolidays: Red is still here though